Precious Monster

We are not amused.

My Brides, my demons, I've returned. Worries are to be quelled. Verona. Find Aleera. Marishka, assist your sister, her absence bothers me. Where is Samara.

The newest and wildest ways of humiliation? And a good portion of it was -not- the City. And it has left me starving.


Darling Luke, I am unsure whether to be furious with you...or to thank you.

[ooc: I have to run for a few hours, will pick up tags then! Back!!]

Where IS everyone...


I'm not at all comfortable with this. Not at all--I haven't been paying all that much attention to the goings-on here, I've been looking for people I know, and--sadly--I haven't been able to locate anyone.

I daresay I'm not very good at it.


This is increasingly nervous-making.

[ooc: Have a Vladis, as gentle as a lamb, and jumpy as a chihuahua. A lot of his rage and quipping was traded in for manners and paranoia. ]

What to call it, I wonder. Luck, fortune--it would all mean the same.

Providence.

Whatever force it may be, a solid year, and all my brides have returned. Such rapture. Tch. It pleases me to watch Aleera in particular. I have not seen her so happy in some time.

And my Samara, blessed with three equally attentive and loving mothers. Are you happy, precious?




Lovely evening. Simply lovely.

[begin transmission]
[light tapping, fingertips against a wooden tabletop]


In light of everything...my days--and nights--are exceptionally brighter...the return of a bride, a fuller family. Verona's absence is noticed far more now...and for the first time since her death, I hold hope we may see her again.

Another thing has been restored to me. Once fought for, now..well, restoration is indeed restoration.


...Honestly. I've given you ample time to leave. Get -out-.

[sudden scuffle--a chair hits the ground--and shattering glass..light brushing of the arms]

[end transmission]


[ooc: Being spied upon. <3 If anyone wants to claim said spying, feel free. XD Open house today, so I'll be scarce until later. >.> Currently pirating my dad's laptop. Much love!]

[faintly, static interfering...]

Curious thing, m/ /rtals...how they craft their own [..]eaths.


...quiet now...your re--[..]ue--is too late..I've stopped list[..]ning to their heartbeats...

It only..makes me [...]iss my home...

[end of transmission--action]

Trestia care se pleacã vântului, niciodatã nu se frânge...


[ooc: Slightly backdated action spam for Vladis, Gabe and Carl? Adventure to the shore, ftw, y/n?]

The Lord Giveth, and the Lord Taketh away.

Hardly -God- that delivered you unto me, Gabriel, now was it it?


Barely any time had passed, while I mourned the loss of Aleera, comforting a motherless child. And I had once again lost sight of my ever-watchful Angel...

But Providence proves kind.


A family is once again whole.

And the ILLUSTRIOUS Left Hand has returned--with, again, a slight case of amnesia.

Not only that, but his Pet Friar has also returned, without his memory.

Catching, isn't it?


None the less.


Aleera, my sweet imp. Let us go dancing.

[ooc: Is some one sadistically happy? Oho, yes.]

 
I've had enough time as a woman. 

-This- is certainly crossing a line, my dearest Mina.

 

Terribly amusing, City...

 

Pity I have no use of a -mirror-.

It seems the population has been plagued with considerable misfortune... 

Honestly. Keep it down.


Left bereft of bride and angel...

My Aleera, returned to death. My Gabriel...returned to whatever mockery of a life he wishes to have. 


..Imbiciles. All of you.

Honestly.


That was a curse lived well without--and I do hope you've cheered since, my Aleera. I hope you enjoyed dancing, Samara...perhaps we should make such things habit.


Van Helsing has once again disappeared...was it SO awful, my Gabriel, to be put into such a position? Hiding in shame again?


Bravissimi, City. I so eagerly await your next chance at humiliation of the masses.


[ooc: Sarcastic Vladis is sarcastic. ♥ Van Helsiiiing, he's looking to torture yoooou...]

I think it's healthy to have such a productive child....


An entire day of darkness...I can't say it wasn't somewhat enjoyed. The fireworks were certainly spectacular. Aside from that, it's been terribly uneventful, hasn't it. It seems that quiet invasion may turn to be the only exciting thing to have happened to this City of disaster for awhile...lest -more- buildings turn to rubble overnight due to one of our ten-a-penny explosion-happy madmen.

My, my...a surplus of newcomers, and yet, so many people seem to be -leaving-...Hm. It's been some time since I inquired about the Hellsing household, and since they seem to be recovering from whatever chaos recently struck them...

Haven't I become increasingly hermit-like. Elle, my dear, tell me how you are.
Dearest Luke, I wish to know the same for you...


Oh, Gabriel...You've been so -quiet-.

 And once again, we've returned to fireworks.

-Do- keep it down. You bother my daughter.

Human?!!


...and not yet...human...


Where is my bride.

Where. Is. My. Daughter.

 
Yesterday's curse was considerably amusing, no? How many tiny dark secrets everyone keeps...Jan, one can't help but wonder if you have the habit of worrying your poor brother. 

Elle, a women with radiant smiles, rare and far inbetween, should only be given chances -to- smile.

My Lady, I propose I take you dancing again some evening soon.

Aleera, darling, do you enjoy our young house guest? Such a sweet little thing, isnt she. Tch.


Samara, my dear, I have a surprise for you.





Pretty things for a pretty child. 

I also have a box of, what on earth did you call them...crayons, and parchment for you to draw upon. Do tell me if there is anything else you want, or need, my dear. 

You're all complete fools.


Tch.


I had such HOPES so many months ago...


[ooc: Someone misses his little brother. ;-;]

 Five days, was it? Well, not all of it was spent poorly...

None of you can honestly act surprised...the churches of all sections have been doing such things for ages. 

Ah, all Hallow's Eve...how I miss the masques, the balls I throw...members of my court, beautiful faces, rich lush fabrics, children of the night...

I wonder what nonsensical curse they have planned for us. 


Tell me, Gabriel, you've slept these five days, haven't you?

Do not indulge when the results -will- be horrific...after numerous drunken rantings, we're of course to hear moaning and griping today.

This city has no shortage of fools.


Though, the month of mischief often proves...promising...

Tch, tch, tch!

Oh, you citizens, and your love for fireworks. You just can't help yourselves, can you? It's becoming a pattern--the very moment things become too quiet, someone with odd machinery, or a large impressive arsenal, must cause something to explode. And the rest of you follow after, a long and nonsensical chain of firecrackers.

Bravo.


Gabriel, I haven't seen head nor hide of you...I wonder why. My poor, underprivileged wolf. Worrying your friar so. Tch.




Aleera, my sweet, I'm in the mood for dancing.

....Hm.

I remember this. Meals were such slim findings. By noon, half the sick inhabitants will drop like flies, considering how poorly they -look-.

Tch, tch, tch. Should have watched the -vermin- among the -rats-...

[the sickening -crack- of a chest caving]

...They say youth is a wondrous thing. In your youth, are the things you treasure.

Do tell me if any of you blood spewing flesh maggots understand that. Amuse me.



Oh, dearest, darling Gabriel, pity me and I will rip out your tongue...or perhaps those lovely eyes of yours that gazed upon my face and could not remember.


Oh, you impressed pain upon me, now didn't you? I seem to remember a remark---You must have enjoyed it, I think it was. You will enjoy what I am going to do with your skin...


I am coming for you...







[ooc: Yeaaah...Vladislaus is out for blood. Literally. This is that quiet, simmering rage...you know...it's worse than his RAWR rage. Muuuch worse. Humans beware, unless you want your character killed--after asking, of course--don't push his buttons. He's currently impaling Drac, though later he'll heal him and talk to him for awhile. Brothers have to stick together. XD Radu and Walter are on his list of death, and he's currently about ripping throats open and killing NPC. Alot of them. Strikes are quieter, and I will have comment delays due to going to classes.]